Glory St. Claire 1 - Real Vampires Have Curves by Gerry Bartlett

Author:Gerry Bartlett [Bartlett, Gerry]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Tags: Romance - Paranormal
Published: 2010-05-22T03:21:37+00:00

"What is this?" Damian rubbed his head. A lump was forming. Too bad it would be gone tomorrow. I grinned. "I have guardian angels, Damian. I suggest you get out before they knock over that bookshelf behind you." Sure enough, the shelf trembled. Then three books came at Damian. Direct hits.

"Stop it. I'm leaving." He leaned down to pick up the books. "Remember my library, Glory?" Grinning, he set them back on the shelf. "I have great respect for books."

"But not for women." I shook my head. "You ever put that kind of whammy on me again and I'll personally see to it that every female vampire in Austin gets a picture of your penis. The one the size of my little finger." I walked over to open the door.

"It is not—"

"Doesn't have to be. I can get a picture of anything on the Internet. And unless you want to go around with your dick hanging out to prove otherwise, you'll be a laughing stock."

Damian held up his hands. "You win. For now. Perhaps I went too far."

"Perhaps?"

"Okay, I did go too far. But I'm not giving up, Gloriana. You saw. We can be great together."

"Did I say little finger? Maybe I meant little toe." I laughed at his expression. "Poor Damian and his teenie, weenie, wienie. Enormous in his own mind. How pathetic is that?"

Valdez jumped up and did one of his patented "I'll eat you for dinner" growls. Damian couldn't get out fast enough. I slammed the door behind him then looked down at the pieces of glass on the floor and picked up the purse.

"Thanks, Emmie Lou and Harvey. Next time could you stick to nonbreakables? That guy's not worth the price of the bowl." I went to the stock room to get the broom and dust pan. Men. Why did I bother?

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